The tortoise is named Alfie, he lives on Mrs. Silver, has a pet tortoise that she adores. He's terribly lonely and he's terribly shy. He loves two things, the flowers he grew on his balcony, and his downstairs neighbor.

So let's talk about this book: Esio Trot. The fact is, what you feed your kids is important, and that includes what they put in their heads as well as what they put in their bellies. They should be held to a *higher* standard than other literature for the same reason that we take extra care with children's food. That's such bullshit that it's an insult to the word 'bullshit.' Kid's books should be just as good as any other books. A nickel's worth of story in a dollar-long book.Īnd don't you DARE say, 'Oh it's just a children's book.' Or 'Kids don't know any better.' Or 'You can't hold YA fiction to the standards of…' I watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and loved it.īut recently, my love dimmed a bit when I read James and the Giant Peach, a book that was a serious boatload of meh. I've always thought of myself as a bit of Roald Dahl fan. If you want the longer version, settle in. His stories also brought him three Edgar Awards: in 1954, for the collection Someone Like You in 1959, for the story 'The Landlady' and in 1980, for the episode of Tales of the Unexpected based on 'Skin'.įuck this book. Dahl wrote more than 60 short stories and they have appeared in numerous collections, some only being published in book form after his death. Many were originally written for American magazines such as Ladies Home Journal, Harper's, Playboy and The New Yorker, then subsequently collected by Dahl into anthologies, gaining world-wide acclaim. He also had a successful parallel career as the writer of macabre adult short stories, usually with a dark sense of humour and a surprise ending. Dahl went on to create some of the best-loved children's stories of the 20th century, such as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda and James and the Giant Peach. The book was commissioned by Walt Disney for a film that was never made, and published in 1943.

His first children's book was The Gremlins, about mischievous little creatures that were part of RAF folklore.

Its title was inspired by a highly inaccurate and sensationalized article about the crash that blinded him, which claimed he had been shot down instead of simply having to land because of low fuel. The story, about his wartime adventures, was bought by the Saturday Evening Post for $900, and propelled him into a career as a writer. Today the story is published as A Piece of Cake. Roald Dahl was a British novelist, short story writer and screenwriter of Norwegian descent, who rose to prominence in the 1940's with works for both children and adults, and became one of the world's bestselling authors.ĭahl's first published work, inspired by a meeting with C.

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